My friend Paul Litvak likes to write songs about people. Today I was fortunate enough to be the recipient of one:
"he was a fast machine / he kept his data clean / hes the best researcher i've ever seen / he had no guise / he told no lies / knockin me out with his effect size / discovers more than his share / never in err / i had some ideas, but already hes there
cause the lab was shaking / findings' no faking / my mind was aching / and data was raking because you -- got the data all night long / yeah you got data all night long"
Sheer brilliance. And it's all true too!